Subject: send them now

Date: July 16th, 2005 @ 10:13 pm

From: Phil Nelson

To:

Good evening world.

I have kidnapped your supply of puppies. Send asian nurses and two bottles of scotch to my house, or I will cook and eat each one.

That is all.

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2 Responses to “send them now”

  1. Shawn Medero wrote:

    July 18th, 2005 at 12:28 pm

    Wait, are you eating the nurses, scotch or puppies? Or is it like a puppy risotto with fire roasted nurses?

  2. Phil Nelson, the author of this entry, wrote:

    July 18th, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    I don’t have time to explain. Just do it. The post date isn’t getting any newer.

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