Inspired by the “pirate, ninja, bear” thing, and with the recent announcement of Google Trends, Pubhacker Shawn and I have come up with a 21st century version of Roshambo: Google Trendshambo.
It resolves any conflict instantly! For example, Shawn and I might be arguing about who thinks Rob Glaser is more of a douchebag. We Google Trendshambo for it. I throw titties, Shawn throws ass. According to the graph, Shawn hates him more. See? Simple, and no bloodshed.
However, tits makes a much better run at ass than titties did.