Subject: iPhone Shuffle

Date: January 10th, 2007 @ 6:43 pm

From: Phil Nelson

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That’s right, the Pub Hackers have uncovered the even newer phone product currently incubating in the dark, cold, idea-chambers of Apple, Inc’s Cupertino campus: the iPhone Shuffle.

One button. No GUI. A key press might just call someone, or maybe it will add a seemingly random entry to your calendar, or maybe it will even send $600 to Steve Job’s secret offshore bank account. The only way to know is to press it. Who are you to resist?

No-Screen Shuffle

iPhone Shuffle is an iPod Shuffle with easy one-touch controls that lets you enjoy all your content — including music, audiobooks, videos, TV shows, and movies — on a device with absolutley no screen. It also lets you sync your content from the iTunes library, we think. And then you can access it all with just the touch of a finger.

Revolutionary Phone

iPhone Shuffle is a revolutionary new mobile phone that allows you to make a call by simply pressing the iPhone Shuffle’s innovative one-button control system, and letting the phone randomly choose who you call. Sometimes it won’t, though. The only way to know is to try. Randomize your life!

Breakthrough Internet Device (Maybe!)

iPhone Shuffle features a rich HTML email client, probably! And several other things! We think! We can’t really tell what it’s doing most of the time. You want it.

One Response to “iPhone Shuffle”

  1. Shawn Medero wrote:

    “Hello?”

    “Grandma?”

    “No no, wrong number.”

    click button

    “Hello?”

    “Phil! Hi Phil”

    “No, I wasn’t really trying to call you… really just wanted to order some pizza. I synced the deliver number into my iPhone but I’m not sure when it will come up.”

    “Sure… I’d love to come to your giant party.”

    “I like giants”

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