Date: January 12th, 2006 @ 5:43 pm

From: Shawn Medero

Subject: You’re Dramatically Lacking In The Manlyness Now, Dog

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YTMND is a community website at its best when parodying pop-culture and creating internet fads that usually end up being eaten alive on YTMND itself.

Recently YTMND’s forum members and roughly a dozen other internet communities lashed out at perennial internet punching bag, eBaum’s world. The spitting match over the usual beef with Eric Bauman; that he misleads people into thinking the content is his own and profits from it.

The internet “war” started when eBaum’s world accepted the submission of a animated gif file that shows Lindsay Lohan’s facial expression doesn’t change terribly much from photoshoot to photoshoot. It was originally created and posted on YTMND and later found itself on Bauman’s site with the infamous “hosted by eBaumsworld” watermark on it.

The play-by-play is a fascinating look at social communities online and the wikipedia entry doesn’t even scratch the surface at all the shenanigans which went on. (for that you have to scour endless blog and forum comments)

My favorite take away from this incident is that it provoked someone to do a dramatic reading of a cease and desist letter Eric’s father sent to YTMND.

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Date: January 11th, 2006 @ 6:57 pm

From: Phil Nelson

Subject: Escapism

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Yes, put down the controller and get a life. Video gaming is an escapist activity and you’re being exploited by these companies.

Guess we’d better burn all our books, snap all our DVDs, and smash all our TVs. Escapism is bad, kids! Shut up and shop.

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Date: January 10th, 2006 @ 4:17 am

From: Phil Nelson

Subject: Animal Crossing Fun

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I’m using Upcoming.org to track upcoming events in Animal Crossing: Wild World. Subscribe and enjoy.

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Date: January 8th, 2006 @ 12:58 am

From: Phil Nelson

Subject: Animal Crossing: DS

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Friendcode: 3093-0062-8545

Name: Phil

Town: Hate

Let’s do this. I have apples.

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Date: January 3rd, 2006 @ 1:47 am

From: Phil Nelson

Subject: The One Entry List

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Favorite Quote of 2005:

“But I also know if I can get music without buying it, I’m going to do so.” — Justice David Souter (at oral argument in the Grokster case)

Even more proof that the supreme court is filled with thieving fucks, with all the conscience of a script-kiddie stealing grandma’s credit card info.

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Date: December 19th, 2005 @ 6:02 pm

From: Phil Nelson

Subject: Continued Outage

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Update (12/26/05): We’re back.

Update (12/24/05): So, we’ve got to completely wipe the server. I’m backing up and triple-checking everything with MD5 sums, just to make sure. Things have been going slow because of the holidays (which I don’t celebrate, but, well, you know how it is). So, we’ll be working on that, promise.

If you NEED GuildWiki right now, you can hit up the Google Cache, which was pointed out by some helpful commentors (you guys are so clever when you get together), check it out. Eat, drink, and be merry.

Update (12/20/05, slightly later): Also: you guys are awesome. Keep spreading the good word, blog about us, love us.

Update (12/20/05, noon): The web host is supposed to be doing a chassis swap for us. We believe we’ve got some old recycled hardware that might be on it’s way out.

For users of guildwiki.org, yes it’s still down. We’re having problems with database corruption (fear not, we’ve got plenty of back ups!) and mysql is just being a real bitch to us. It’s been an incredibly long couple of days for us.

For people wondering what the hell guildwiki.org is, well, it’s a website for a game. And you probably don’t care.

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Date: December 14th, 2005 @ 12:44 pm

From: Phil Nelson

Subject: Everyone Is Moving On Except Me

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This has been a rough week. Two of my favorite porn stars are leaving the business. For awhile, anyway.

Taylor Rain is trying to start a family.

Eva Angelina is joining the Navy. I’ve always wondered what it’d be like for a porn star to leave the business and try to live a normal life.

Warren Ellis had a bit of clever in Transmetropolitan on the subject. A hooker opines on the difference, something like this: If you’re at a party, someone can say, “I saw that girl in a porno”. But they aren’t going to say, “I fucked that girl for a hundred dollars last week”.

I’d imagine sexual harassment will be an issue for the poor thing.

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